40 Thoughts you have while stuck in UAE traffic
1: Okay, I'm leaving an hour early so I skip the traffic!
2: What am I going to do when I get to work a whole HOUR earlier?
3: Get a coffee!
4: Are Starbucks still selling Pumpkin Spice Lates?
5: OMG I am so basic
6: I work it!
7: Okay, the roads are so much clearer!
8: I need to leave this early all the time
9: No no no noooooo!
10: WHY AM I SLOWING DOWN?!
11: What's the hold up?
12: Even leaving an hour early I'm still stuck in traffic!
13: Hey Siri, show me traffic in my area right now
14: What do you mean you can't provide information in my location?!
15: Right.. Radio up
16: Two radio stations are playing the same song! LOL
17: Don't you dare cut me up!
18: If you're going to break so suddenly, please put your hazards on!
19: DANCE BREAK!
20: Seriously, When will it end!
21: We're speeding up!
22: Oh, we're slowing back down...
23: IF EVERYONE STAYED IN ONE LANE, WE WOULD BE MOVING A LOT FASTER
24: "Take a sip of my secret potion..."
25: Someone's looking.. That's embarrassing...
26: "I'll make you fall in loooooveeeeee"
27: Girl in the car next to me is singing the same song!
28: YOU GO GIRL!
29: I'm bored now...
30: My exit is slowly getting closer
31: I'm sloooowwwwly getting closer to moving traffic
31: I'M SO CLOSE TO MY EXIT
32: YES! Freedom! Moving traffic! My car is moving sooooo fast!
33: I am so early for work...
34: Should I stop by Starbucks now?
35: Meh... Why not!
36: It's just round the corner
38: Another traffic jam.. brilliant
39: At least I'm not stuck in Sharjah traffic...!
40: "Yeah... Hi, I'm gonna be late for work...."