13 things to prove that you're TOO Dubai!
You always become a little too used to the area you live in, for Dubai though... It is extra noticeable. Here are 13 things that prove you've become far too Dubai!
1: You expect to be bumped to Business every time you fly
"Do you know where I live? I should be in Business Class!"
2: If a store closes before 10pm, you think it's gone forever
"Have they closed this store down?! It's only 9:30pm, why is it shut?!"
3: You're cold as soon as it drops below 20 degrees celsius
"So you're telling me you're hot right now?! Hahaha"
4: You order milk from the supermaket
"Yeah, hi.. Can I make an order for delivery?"
5: You order food from anywhere and everywhere!
"I'm too busy to cook! I worked a whole 8 hours today!"
6: You can't come into work today because the AC in your car has broken
"You can't expect me to drive in this oven do you?!"
7: Paying half of your wadge on your rent is totally fine
"I'm here for the Dubai lifestyle, so I'm happy to pay a little more"
8: The other half of your wadge is towards your flashy car
"I've already told you! I'm here for the Dubai lifestyle..."
9: You're never impressed by the super cars
"Oh that.. Yeah my friend has one of those."
10: Dh500 on brunch every weekend is totally normal!
"DUBAAAAII LIFEEEESTTTYLE.. Don't make me tell you again!"
11: When the rain comes.. You go mental!
"Guys guys guys guys!!!!! It's raining outside, quick take a picture of me in the rain!"
12: You have no idea how to pump your own petrol
"What button do I press now? This is so heavy, can someone help me?"
13: You expect everything to be of 5-star quality
"I've been to the Burj Al Arab, I know luxury..."